Mike and Corinne

1. You can re-wear dirty clothes, but you can’t re-use dead batteries.
2. Washing dirty clothes makes them clean; washing dead batteries makes them deader.
3. New clothes are cheaper than new laptop batteries.
4. I’d rather be caught naked than without my cellphone.
5. Clothes may keep me warm, but they can’t find me shelter.
6. I can find inexpensive, delicious food with my cellphone. Can’t say the same about clean clothes.
7. Clean clothes won’t help me find my colleagues, but a charged cellphone will.

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